Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
- Groucho Marx
Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
- Andrew Carnegie
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie